It Isn't Funny

The story under this one is actually painful to tell, so it's going to unfold in a series of bulletpoints/snapshots (without pictures)

- We set up shop at the rooftop pool/bar at the Westin Canal and ordered everything we could think of to eat, drink and smoke (cigarettes are like $10 a pack from room service).

- There was a difference of opinion at a restaurant between members of the art department that continued out onto the street outside Storyville Restaurant and created a rift that still exists today.

- On the final day of shooting, the production company was unable to locate any members of the art department, and panicked family members back in Virginia by calling and reporting them missing.

- At check-out, there was great confusion and discussion over whose responsibility an $800 room service bill should be.

- During the journey back from New Orleans, a routine police stop included the phrase "I've gotten a lot of calls about this vehicle." One member of the art department vomited during the police stop. No tickets were issued and the driver's breathalyzer reading was 0.0.

And none of this is funny.